Bachelor 2013 Week 5: Part I: Sean Should Have Given The Rose To The Horse

Start of Show:

• Some Girl “Sean is making my dreams come true”.  No sweetie, the producers are.
• Some Blonde Girl:  “I am going to see my boyfriend”.  What? Do you even hear yourself talk?
• Chris Harrison “Girls, we are going to Montana!”  *crickets* you could almost hear the depression in the room.
• Did he actually pack that flannel shirt before this show started?

Lindsay 1:1 Date

• *Walks out & see’s big Helicopter* Lindsay: “Is that a Helicopter?”  Um, no Lindsay, it’s a puppy.
• Seriously, just once I want someone to say “I hate concerts”.  
• At least these dates are setting the appropriate expectations for dates post the show.  “What do you mean we are going to see a local band, where is my private U2 concert?”

Group Date

• Milking the goat…is probably the only event in this relay where the girls will re-use that skill…sort of
• So it’s like the blue team basically gets a medal for trying?
• Red team girl who drank the goats milk is like, WHAT THE HELL?
• Seriously, I can’t keep any of these girls straight.  Is that the adopted one?
• Blonde Girl ”This is not a competition?”   No, not at all blonde girl….not a competition at all…if this was called Polygamist Bachelor
• “The red team is not happy that I brought back the blue team…and I get it”…like who wouldn’t want to be with me?
• Dude, if you do not see stalker boil a bunny rabbit on the kitchen stove top potential in Tierra, you are crazy.
• “Do you mind if I steel him”…just once I want a girl to say “No, not at all, as long as you don’t mind if I punch you in the throat”
• Why would you comfort the other girls? I’d be like, yeah, you’re right.  He probably isn’t that all into you…I think you should just quit.

2 on 1 date: Tierra & Jackie

• 2 girls, one guy.  Sounds much cooler than this actually was.
•  “I am going to be honest with him about Tierra”.  Tsk, tsk, tsk oh you are so naïve.
• “I am not going to talk bad about another girl”…but Tierra is such a bitch
• Looking at Tierra on that rocking chair makes me think the guys from Deliverance would be scared of her
• Holy Awkward Batman
• “I was hoping tonight would be much easier”.  Seriously Sean, what did you expect? Hey guys, let’s play some Balderdash?
• Tierra “I was with a guy who was in and out of rehab”.  Sean “Drug and Alcohol?”…Uh no Sean an addiction to Barney the dinosaur.
• Sean should have given the rose to the horse
• I wonder how many people yelled “you are such an ass Sean” at the TV when he gave the rose to Tierra…The answer is probably 1.  Me.

Rose Ceremony

• Sean “I think you know where you stand”.  Yep, you stand exactly with a 1:15 chance
• Desire told Sean she didn’t know where she stood and Sean says “Now I don’t feel comfortable with Des”.  Lesson learned from this ceremony….never be honest.
• Uh Sean, Kacie B.  tried to tell you specifics about Tierra and you sent her home.  So I wouldn’t say that there is a track record for encouraging honesty among the women
• If one of those girls pushed Tierra into the fire and she ended up like Harvey Dent from Batman…this would absolutely go down as the best show that ever aired on Television!