20 things my kids never say
- Oh, you’re in the bathroom, I'll wait until you come out to talk to you
- It appears we disagree. Let’s talk this out and not yell…or whine… or throw things
- Daddy, let’s leave this toy store. I don’t want anything
- Shhh, let’s go back to sleep and wake up at a reasonable hour
- While that candy looks appetizing, I don’t want to eat it or I will spoil my dinner
- Wait! Before I go outside, can you make sure I have on my jacket, gloves and hat
- I don’t need a goodie bag, it’s their birthday party and it's not about me
- Let me move back a few feet because I respect your personal space
- More shampoo please
- Let’s watch what YOU want to watch on TV
- You look tired. Let me sit here in silence while you rest
- It’s OK, I’ll wait until you eat your dinner before asking you for something
- Dear Santa. All I want for Christmas is for peace on Earth
- Let me ride my bike slowly around this turn, because you know, it's dangerous
- I know we are out at a public place, so I will wait until we get home to throw a tantrum
- Daddy, it’s my bedtime. I want to put away all my toys and just go to sleep
- I don’t care that it is the weekend, we should do homework because I have an ongoing thirst for knowledge
- Quiet guys, Daddy is on the phone and we want to make sure he can hear the person he is talking to
- We don't heat the whole world, let me close the door behind me
- Daddy. (That’s it. Just Daddy. A single “Daddy”. One time. Not followed up by Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!)
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