In the biggest “no duh” move since I picked the Harlem Globetrotters
to beat that team they play all the time, Ben finally picked Courtney
Things that would have made this the most shocking bachelor
finale ever…
- Ben giving the final roles to one of the sheep sitting outside the cottage he’s staying at in Switzerland
- Ben gets eaten by a Zombie
- The couple is actually in love and stays together
- In an amazing cross network cross-over, Ben get’s thrown into the octagon for an ultimate fighting championship match. His opponent is his hair
- What do ex-bachelorette’s get for Valentine’s Day? I gotta think roses are pretty passé by now
- Chris Harrison says “Will Ben make the right choice” – Too late, he already agreed to be on the show
- You know who is the happiest that this season is over? The ABC hairstylists
- Is the slow motion montage supposed to make me like these people more?
- What the heck is Ben crying about when he sees his mom and sister? It’s not like he was just released from a Turkish prison
- What do the girls love about you? “Well sis, I gave them a rose”
- Ben: “My concern with Lindzi is do I need more time with her?” What, you mean the 2 weeks of splitting between Lindzi and 20 other women wasn’t enough for you to propose.
- Model? Are we sure Courtney is not an actress because she pulled the wool over Ben’s family’s eyes?
- Stuck on the Gondola, Lindzi knows it is the place and time to open up to Ben because the producer is standing behind him with cue cards.
- Lindzi “I am 200% vulnerable”. Well Lindzi, first of all, that is mathematically impossible
- When a girl says “I love you” and a guy says “Awww Thank You”, it’s pretty much over
- Apparently ABC is in a contract where there must be a helicopter ride during which Ben and “fill in the blank” simultaneously say OMG (thanks Amy!)
- At this point, the producers are creating these scrapbooks for all the girls just in case they are picked in the end
- The Jeweler stops by. “No thanks Nathan Lane (or whatever the Jeweler’s name is), I still have the one from the last show”.
- Ben: “I can’t imagine life getting any better!”. Yeah Ben, it’s not going to
- Courtney: “When Ben and I get engaged, I know it will last forever”. Um, yeah…or at least until Bachelor Pad 4 casting begins
- Ben to Lindzi in another example of him being a total idiot. “I’ve fallen in love with you, but I am in love with someone else. I love someone else. Sorry”
- Upon not getting the final rose, Lindzi gives us two more proof points as to why these women will never find love
- “I’m mad at myself for not giving you what you needed”
- “If things don’t work out, call me”
- Ben, you know you are really going to have to break the bank on your next proposal. “You are really my forever, no really…seriously…stop laughing”
- Courtney: “This is supposed to be a story about love..”. Oh sweetie, that is so cute, but no
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