At this point, in order for next weeks episode to be "the most controversial finale of the
bachelor ever", Ben would have to kill someone!
- Speaking of extending fame an extra couple of minutes, is this "where are they now
thing" supposed to bring back fond memories of bachelors past? It's more like that bad sushi I ate last night that is coming back to haunt me.
- So, bachelor pad 3 is coming out. This brings up a couple of key questions:
- Does the show come with Purell?
- How about antibiotics
- Do these people have jobs?
- Or lives?
- I think putting "occupation" subtitles on the screen for
these people is walking that fine line of truth on television
- So, the women tell all episode? I'm glad this show dispels the rumors that women are
catty
- Girls, you all learned this in second grade. Raise your hand if you wish to speak.
- I don't understand this hatred for Shawntel. Move on because you were on Brads season?
She's Brads dumpster trash? Well then by your logic not only is Ben Ashely's
dumpster trash but all of you ladies are Ben's dumpster trash. Don't throw
stones.
- One of the girls says about
Shawntel : "There's a right way and a wrong way to address the girls when you walk into the
room". No little one, there is no right way to ever BE seen on this show.
- Who the he'll is Samantha? Is she loud because no one remembers her from the show?
- Chris Harrison finishes these girls sentences for
them. Fact is, he finishes them the same
way every season regardless of which girl it is. So you fell in love with him...it was
hard...you're ok now...I bet there are guys in (insert girls city) who are happy
your single
- All the girls said they were blindsided when they didn't
get the rose. Well of course, they all
said they loved him, he makes out with them and it's only later he says
"sorry, didn't see it going anywhere"
- Sorry whatever your name is, you were NOT in love.
- Every time Courtney talks an angel loses his wings
- * Gotta give a Jeff a shout out for triggering this thought
- Look, I don't like Courtney at all, and I get that the
girls don't like her because of how she talked about them...BUT weren't these the same girls that made fun
of
Shawntel's hips about 15 minutes ago?
- I half expected Courtney to look at the camera as she
walked behind the curtain, shoot her finger guns and say "phew, phew
winning"
- Jen says "I mean how could you take Blakely home to
your mom (looks at Blakely) No offense."
Umm, No offense? of course not, why would that be offensive?
- Oh Jenna, you crazy insane blogger...how I missed you
I would totally vote for Courtney as 'Most Likely to Give Ben Herpes' if it came to a vote.
ReplyDeleteLMAO That is hysterical. Although she would be a multiple winner because she will have also taken home the "Most Likely to cheat on Ben with the waiter who was once an extra on "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"
DeleteSo who was the sanest? I would say Emily considering she is the only one who realized (or would admit that) Shawntel is absolutely gorgeous. But she needed a dress that fit.
ReplyDeleteGood question. Sanest? I am not sure who. Jenna? Nope. Crazy women who hit on Blakely? Nope? Nikki - perhaps but I discount anyone who said she loved Ben. Kaci-B. Nope - did you see that breakdown. Chris Harrison perhaps?
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