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Thursday, January 3, 2013

A Daddy’s New Year’s Wish

  1. To be able to walk barefoot in my house like I did before kids…and Lego’s
  2. To be able to go to the bathroom one time…without having to barricade my door for privacy
  3. To be able to take a bite of food before hearing the words…”Daddy, I want some more…”
  4. To be able to watch my TV shows rather than the 76th showing of Dora the Explorer
  5. For it to be Daddy’s turn
  6. To not have to explain why
  7. For my kids to exit a toy store on their own two feet
  8. To sleep in
  9. To turn on my Ipad without seeing 4 new apps about talking animals
  10. To be on time
  11. To wake up without immediately looking forward to bedtime
  12. To be able to assemble one of my kids toys without cursing
  13. To drink a hot cup of coffee
  14. To put together a puzzle that doesn’t have the last piece missing
  15. To go on a Daddy play date…without kids
  16. To forget the words to any Dora theme song
  17. To not have to negotiate who plays with what toys like it’s the fiscal cliff
  18. To know what the heck my kids drew without asking them
  19. To regain personal space
  20. To not have to hide the vegetables in every other food group
  21. To not have to decide “who did it”

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Things My Kids Say



“The soul is healed by being with children.” 

Sometimes, during the course of everyday life, my kids will say something that just stops me in my tracks.  At times like this, they will make me smile, chuckle, laugh and sometimes cry.  I'd like to think it's validation of our parenting, but more likely it is God's way of making me a better person through them.

*Son hitting wiffle ball off of a tee*
Me: “When you grow up do you want to be a professional baseball player?”
Son: “No Daddy”
Me: “Are you sure, you hit the ball well and will be famous”
Son: “No daddy, I want to be a doctor and help people”
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Me: “Daddy has to go on a plane”
Son: “Are you scared?”
Me: “Sure, a little”
Son: “Don’t be"...*looks around*...I‘m really Superman and I will fly and save you”
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Daughter” ‘Daddy, I need to tell you a secret”
Me: “Later baby, Daddy’s busy”
Daughter: “But Daddy, it’s important”
Me: “Can’t it wait 5 minutes”?
Daughter: “No daddy, its reeeaaallllyy important”
Me: “OK, what is it”
Daughter whispers in my ear “Daddy, you’re my best friend and I’ll love you forever”
*Melts*
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Daughter: “Daddy, are you OK?”
Me: “I’m just a little sad”
Daughter: “It’s OK, I will kiss it better”
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Me:” Sweetie, Daddy has to go away and won’t be home to Friday.”
Daughter: “That’s OK, lay down and I will rub your back until you get home”
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Wife: “Try to be nice to daddy, he isn’t feeling well”
*Son walks into my room with his favorite stuffed bear that he never sleeps without*
Son: “Here daddy, you can sleep with bear tonight”

Sunday, November 11, 2012

The Walking Dead: The Prison, Woodbury & the Governor


Walking Dead: The Prison And the Town of Woodbury

Spoiler Alert:  While they are not the same, the below contains information about the Walking Dead comics which could give away certain plot points of the TV show.

This was written prior to tonight's episode

HOW DID WE GET HERE?
A quick recap of some of the major differences from the TV show and the comics leading up to the Prison & the town of Woodbury.

New Faces:  Daryl, Merle & T-Dogg did not exist in the comic, while arguably one of the favorites in the comic (Tyreese) does not exist in the TV show.   Daryl has been an excellent addition, I just hope he doesn’t meet the same fate that Tyreese met in the comics.

How Shane Died: While Carol shoots Shane in both the Comics and the show, I liked the comic version better where he shoots him while alive – not as a zombie).  Rick buries Shane in the comics and only later goes back to dig him up and shoot him when he realizes her will turn.

Dead or Alive:  There are several differences, but key characters Sophia and Dale died in the show & are alive during this story line in the comics.

Cool or Not Cool:  On the show, Andrea's kind of annoying but in the comics she's pretty cool.  Carol, if she lived past last week's episode is kind of worthless.  In the comics she is still worthless, but crazy (makes out with a zombie, hooks up with Tyrese, attempts to hook up with Lori as well as ask Lori and Rick if they want a 3-some type of marriage, attempts suicide, then does let a zombie eat her on purpose...yep crazy.

Entering the Prison: In the show, everyone attempts to escape the farm and end up at the Prison (except for Andrea who meets up with Michonne in the woods).  In the comics, Hershel kicked Rick and crew off of the farm who end up at the prison (except for Glenn who stays with Maggie).  Rick later invites Hershel and his group to join them since it is more secure and they accept.

NOW THAT WE ARE HERE, WHAT’s DIFFERENT SO FAR?
We all saw Rick & crew take the prison and meet up with the prisoners.  In the comics, there was no early confrontation with the prisoner's and rather, the prisoners are allowed into the group, some seeming more dangerous than others.

Tomas vs Thomas: In the show, Tomas was the leader who got up close and personal with Rick’s Machete.  In the comic, Thomas (see what they did there) was a supposedly normal con who ended up decapitating two of Hershel’s twin daughters.  He also attempted to do the same to Andrea (ended up slicing up her face).  Rick savagely beat him and wanted to hang him in the prison yard but the others were against it.  Ultimately one of the women sympathized with him and tried to break him out of the prison – and he tried to kill her too.  Maggie ended up shooting Thomas dead and Hershel had his body thrown out to the Zombies.

Axl: In the show he is the rather shy prisoner who is still alive.  In the comic he is a big biker dude in for armed robbery who becomes a big asset to the team…although he doesn’t make it – another casualty of the Governor.

Meeting the Governor (And The Town of Woodbury).  In the show, Michonne and Andrea are on there own and come across the the Governor at a Helicopter crash. In the comics, Rick, Michonne (who meets the crew at the Prison after saving Otis (yet, he is still alive in the comic, although he is more of a redneck) and Glenn investigates, the crash and finds Woodbury.  The Governor had captured the helicopter people and fed them to the zombies to keep them at bay.  At the end, a guy from town seemingly helps them escape (it was a set up so the Governor could find the prison).

Lori’s Death:  In the comics, Lori gives birth to a baby girl (delivered by a 2 legged Hershel).  However, the Governor invades the prison in a takeover attempt (he convinces the townspeople that Rick and crew are the “bad” guys), and the survivors need to make a run for it.  The governor orders one of his people to kill both Lori and the girl in the escape.  She does but realizes it was wrong and shoots the Governor.  Rick and Carl have to continue on alone.  You all know what happened on the show.
STILL TO COME?

If the show continues to bring in most of the comic story lines, below are a few that I am most looking forward to.

Let’s Give Rick a Hand:  It’s early in the TV show, but in the comic, the first meeting between Rick and Governor ended with the Gov cutting off Rick’s hand.

The Governor and Michonne:  The comics did an almost too good of a job setting up how Evil the Governor was.  After he cuts off Rick’s hand, Michonne attacks the Governor.  The Governor then captures Michonne and tortures her relentlessly for days (while forcing Glenn to listen).  It was so disturbing and graphic I cringed and had to turn away from the comic.  The author calls out that there are two types of people who will survive in this world and he wanted to show how cruel and evil the Governor could be.  I honestly hope they do not go to these lengths in the TV show.  On the plus side, Michonne gets her revenge which was extremely satisfying (although she doesn’t kill him).
Zombie Thunderdome: In an effort to entertain the townspeople of Woodbury, the Governor creates a sort of Thunderdome where two people fight each other with Zombies tied up around them in a circle.  While I thought it was a pretty cool visual, I am not sure why the seemingly normal townspeople didn’t find it a little odd.
Head's Up Tyreese:  In an attempt to get Rick to open the prison gates, he captures Tyreese and cuts off his head in front of the prison survivors.  Hopefully this is not Daryl’s end since he has become the second in command it seems (much like Tyreese was in the comics).

A Penny For Your Thoughts:  In the comic, the Governor’s Niece Penny is a zombie.  He ties her up in his apartment and feeds her body parts from various people he captured or townspeople to keep her alive.
I love that the show, for the most part, is true to the comics.  It also allows itself to create its own characters and stories.  Both are fantastic and I look forward to seeing how the show honors the comics while also creating its own characters and stories.

Post episode thoughts:

I see both Penny and the Zombie Thunderdome was included (hell yeah!).  As far as the phone call at the end of the episode...that was something that occurred in the comics a little later on post the Prison & Woodbury storyline.  But if it holds true...Say hello to Lori...sort of!

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Advice To My Daughter


  • There is nothing you can’t do
  • Have confidence
  • Dream big
  • Never try to make someone like you. They will or they won’t
  • Don’t hide your intelligence
  • Respect yourself or no one else will
  • Be nice
  • Kiss a lot of toads to find your prince (only kiss!)
  • Don’t second guess yourself
  • You’re body, you’re decision
  • Don't judge
  • Re-define what it means to "throw like a girl"
  • You never have to prove anything to anyone
  • Like yourself
  • Talk to me
  • He is the lucky one
  • Learn how to change a tire
  • Just because I will never think anyone is good enough for you, doesn’t mean you should also think that
  • Let him down easy
  • Look out for your brothers
  • Go easy on your mother
  • Break stereotypes
  • Be happy
  • Be yourself
  • Have no regrets

And remember, no matter what, you will always, ALWAYS, be my little girl

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Advice To My Boys


  • Give more than you take
  • Kindness is not weakness
  • Trust few, but trust completely
  • The right thing and the easy thing are seldom the same thing
  • Choose role models carefully
  • Dance
  • Don’t hold grudges
  • Look people in the eyes
  • Be nice, even if other’s are not
  • Give credit, take accountability
  • Don’t be afraid to make mistakes
  • When all else fails, trust your gut
  • Love your mother
  • Protect your sister
  • Be there for each other
  • Question authority, just do it respectfully
  • Extend olive branches
  • Do what YOU want to do, not what others want you to do
  • Don’t be a bully
  • Stick up for yourself
  • Try new things
  • See other’s perspectives
  • Don’t settle
  • Call home
  • Have faith

“I may not love you for the rest of your life, but I will love you for the rest of mine.”

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

This One Time... How Movie's Have Impacted My Life


Thanks to movies…

1.  Not only can animals talk, but they are probably making fun of me right now.  Yeah, screw you right back squirrel! (Dr. Doolittle / Zookeeper / Every Animated Movie ever)
2.  When I drive through a tunnel and get to the center, I always look for doors and a way to get higher than the water that will inevitably come gushing through when the tunnel collapses (Daylight)
3.  I think that all prostitutes have a heart of gold (Pretty Woman / Milk Money)
4.  I am always on the lookout for wooded areas where I can take drive away as soon as the Russians parachute in (we know they will). I also start inventorying the things that I will need to “borrow” from the local gas station to get me through the winter. (Red Dawn)
5.  When I see above ground electric poles on an open field, I stop and wait for the monsters that will come and eat them away like a deranged Pac-man (Langoliers)
6.  Every time I hear the song…
a.  Cruel Summer by Bananarama – I think of Ralph Machio playing soccer (Karate Kid)
b.  Poker Face by Lady Gaga – I think of a dancing half goat half boy in a casino (Percy Jackson)
c.  I’m Alright by Kenny Loggins – I think of a dancing gopher (Caddyshack)
7.  If I go 1 on 1 with someone in any contest, I use a fake Russian accent and say…. “I must break you”.  Of course, I guess that is better than going to the hospital and looking in on people and saying “If he dies…he dies” in the same accent. (Rocky IV)
8.  Any pitch that is remotely out of the strike zone is met with a resounding “Just a bit outside” in my best Bob Uecker imitation (Major League)
9.  Whenever I am on a boat, in any weather, I yell…”Iceberg…right ahead!” (Titanic)
10. I grew up thinking the fastest way to a girls heart was to raise my boom box above my head and play “In your eyes” (Say Anything)
11. Anytime I reference a large amount of money, I automatically say 1 billion dollars and put my pinky in my mouth.  (Austin Powers)
12I tried to befriend my old eccentric neighbor thinking he may have a time machine made out of a Delorean in his garage.  Nope, he was just weird.  (Back to the Future)
13I wonder why the president just doesn’t come out and say that he knows about Area 51 and the upcoming alien invasion (or asteroid heading towards Earth) but that it is OK because Will Smith (or Bruce Willis) is on the case (Independence Day / Armageddon)
14. I think every archeologist carries a bullwhip (Raiders of the Lost Arc)
15. Anytime I have a cold I just assume it is some sort of Zombie Virus (Dawn of the Dead / 28 Days Later)
16.Every time I hear “This one time…” I follow up with…Yeah you know the rest

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Pop Culture's Impact on Our Kids: Past & Present

For some reason I was sitting here thinking, has pop culture changed because kids and society have changed…or have kids and society changed because pop culture has changed.  Let’s take a look at how certain aspects of pop culture are different now as compared to when I grew up…and you can be the judge.

Teen dilemma in a TV Show
·         Then: “Mom always said, don’t play ball in the house” – Brady Bunch
·         Now: Freshman Amy, juggles being a young parent while entering High School as a Freshman  – The Secret Life of The American Teenage

Message in Rap Lyrics
·         Then: “Superman looked up at me and said I rocked so naturally” – Newcleus
·     Now: “@!#$ the FBI and @!#$ all the Army Troops..." - Soulja Boy

Video Game Villain
·         Then: Donkey Kong
·         Now: Nazis

Celebrity trying to be a singer
·         Then: Eddie Murphy “Party All The Time”
·         Now: Paris Hilton or maybe Kim Kardashian – Oh wait, I said celebrity

Risque’ Poster
·         Then: Farrah Faucet in full one piece bathing suit sitting down
·         Now: Megan Fox dressed in, well nothing but her Megan Foxiness

Time for the news
·         Then: 5 o'clock news stations reporting…well, actual news
·         Now: 24/7 opinion stations that report, I am not exactly sure – but they are loud when they do it

Reality Television
·         Then: The same 5 o’clock news channel
·         Now: “Who’s my Daddy?” A show where an adoptive woman tries to guess who her daddy is as 20 men pretend to care about her and convince her that they are her dad to win $100K

Movie Sequel
·         Then: The Empire Strikes Back
·         Now: That one with the sparkly vampire

Young girls “rebellious” clothing
·         Then: The Jennifer Beals' Flash Dance off the shoulder sweatshirt and leg warmers
·         Now: Short skirts with thongs (short skirts optional)

Four letter greeting
·         Then: “Word”
·         Now: “YOLO”

College Coach’s Bad Decision
·         Then: Indiana coach Bobby Knight throws a chair on the basketball court
·         Now: Penn State coaches throw away their humanity