- To be able to walk barefoot in my house like I did before kids…and Lego’s
- To be able to go to the bathroom one time…without having to barricade my door for privacy
- To be able to take a bite of food before hearing the words…”Daddy, I want some more…”
- To be able to watch my TV shows rather than the 76th showing of Dora the Explorer
- For it to be Daddy’s turn
- To not have to explain why
- For my kids to exit a toy store on their own two feet
- To sleep in
- To turn on my Ipad without seeing 4 new apps about talking animals
- To be on time
- To wake up without immediately looking forward to bedtime
- To be able to assemble one of my kids toys without cursing
- To drink a hot cup of coffee
- To put together a puzzle that doesn’t have the last piece missing
- To go on a Daddy play date…without kids
- To forget the words to any Dora theme song
- To not have to negotiate who plays with what toys like it’s the fiscal cliff
- To know what the heck my kids drew without asking them
- To regain personal space
- To not have to hide the vegetables in every other food group
- To not have to decide “who did it”
Thursday, January 3, 2013
A Daddy’s New Year’s Wish
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Things My Kids Say
“The soul is healed by being with children.”
Sometimes, during the course of everyday life, my kids will say something that just stops me in my tracks. At times like this, they will make me smile, chuckle, laugh and sometimes cry. I'd like to think it's validation of our parenting, but more likely it is God's way of making me a better person through them.
*Son hitting wiffle ball off of a tee*
Me: “When you grow up do you want to be a professional
baseball player?”
Son: “No Daddy”
Me: “Are you sure, you hit the ball well and will be famous”
Son: “No daddy, I want to be a doctor and help people”
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Me: “Daddy has to go on a plane”
Son: “Are you scared?”
Me: “Sure, a little”
Son: “Don’t be"...*looks around*...I‘m really Superman and I will fly and save
you”
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Daughter” ‘Daddy, I need to tell you a secret”
Me: “Later baby, Daddy’s busy”
Daughter: “But Daddy, it’s important”
Me: “Can’t it wait 5 minutes”?
Daughter: “No daddy, its reeeaaallllyy important”
Me: “OK, what is it”
Daughter whispers in my ear “Daddy, you’re my best friend
and I’ll love you forever”
*Melts*
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Daughter: “Daddy, are you OK?”
Me: “I’m just a little sad”
Daughter: “It’s OK, I will kiss it better”
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Me:” Sweetie, Daddy has to go away and won’t be home to
Friday.”
Daughter: “That’s OK, lay down and I will rub your back
until you get home”
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Wife: “Try to be nice to daddy, he isn’t feeling well”
*Son walks into my room with his favorite stuffed bear that
he never sleeps without*
Son: “Here daddy, you can sleep with bear tonight”
Sunday, November 11, 2012
The Walking Dead: The Prison, Woodbury & the Governor
Walking Dead: The Prison And the Town of Woodbury
Spoiler Alert: While
they are not the same, the below contains information about the Walking Dead comics
which could give away certain plot points of the TV show.
This was written prior to tonight's episode
This was written prior to tonight's episode
HOW DID WE GET HERE?
A quick recap of some of the major differences from the TV
show and the comics leading up to the Prison & the town of Woodbury.
New Faces: Daryl,
Merle & T-Dogg did not exist in the comic, while arguably one of the
favorites in the comic (Tyreese) does not exist in the TV show. Daryl has been an excellent addition, I just
hope he doesn’t meet the same fate that Tyreese met in the comics.
How Shane Died: While Carol shoots Shane in both the Comics
and the show, I liked the comic version better where he shoots him while alive
– not as a zombie). Rick buries Shane
in the comics and only later goes back to dig him up and shoot him when he
realizes her will turn.
Dead or Alive: There are several differences, but key characters Sophia and Dale died in the show & are alive during this story line in the comics.
Cool or Not Cool: On
the show, Andrea's kind of annoying but in the comics she's pretty
cool. Carol, if she lived past last week's episode is kind of worthless. In the comics she is still
worthless, but crazy (makes out with a zombie, hooks up with Tyrese, attempts
to hook up with Lori as well as ask Lori and Rick if they want a 3-some type of
marriage, attempts suicide, then does let a zombie eat her on purpose...yep crazy.
Entering the Prison: In the show, everyone attempts to escape the farm and end up at the Prison (except for Andrea who meets up with Michonne in the woods). In the comics, Hershel kicked Rick and crew off of the farm who end up at the prison (except for Glenn who stays with Maggie). Rick later invites
Hershel and his group to join them since it is more secure and they accept.
NOW THAT WE ARE HERE,
WHAT’s DIFFERENT SO FAR?
We all saw Rick & crew take the prison and meet up with
the prisoners. In the comics, there was
no early confrontation with the prisoner's and rather, the prisoners are allowed into the group, some seeming more dangerous than others.
Tomas vs Thomas: In the show, Tomas was the leader who got
up close and personal with Rick’s Machete.
In the comic, Thomas (see what they did there) was a supposedly normal con who ended up decapitating
two of Hershel’s twin daughters. He also
attempted to do the same to Andrea (ended up slicing up her face). Rick savagely beat him and wanted to hang him in
the prison yard but the others were against it.
Ultimately one of the women sympathized with him and tried to break him
out of the prison – and he tried to kill her too. Maggie ended up shooting Thomas dead and Hershel
had his body thrown out to the Zombies.
Axl: In the show he is the rather shy prisoner who is still
alive. In the comic he is a big biker
dude in for armed robbery who becomes a big asset to the team…although he
doesn’t make it – another casualty of the Governor.
Meeting the Governor (And The Town of Woodbury). In the show, Michonne and Andrea are on there
own and come across the the Governor at a Helicopter crash. In the comics, Rick,
Michonne (who meets the crew at the Prison after saving Otis (yet, he is still
alive in the comic, although he is more of a redneck) and Glenn investigates,
the crash and finds Woodbury. The Governor
had captured the helicopter people and fed them to the zombies to keep them at
bay. At the end, a guy from town
seemingly helps them escape (it was a set up so the Governor could find the
prison).
Lori’s Death: In the
comics, Lori gives birth to a baby girl (delivered by a 2 legged Hershel). However, the Governor invades the prison in a
takeover attempt (he convinces the townspeople that Rick and crew are the “bad”
guys), and the survivors need to make a run for it. The governor orders one of his people to kill
both Lori and the girl in the escape.
She does but realizes it was wrong and shoots the Governor. Rick and Carl have to continue on alone. You all know what happened on the show.
STILL TO COME?
If the show continues to bring in most of the comic story lines, below are a few that I am most looking forward to.
Let’s Give Rick a Hand:
It’s early in the TV show, but in the comic, the first meeting between
Rick and Governor ended with the Gov cutting off Rick’s hand.
The Governor and Michonne:
The comics did an almost too good of a job setting up how Evil the
Governor was. After he cuts off Rick’s hand, Michonne attacks the Governor. The Governor then captures Michonne and tortures
her relentlessly for days (while forcing Glenn to listen). It was so disturbing and graphic I cringed
and had to turn away from the comic. The
author calls out that there are two types of people who will survive in this
world and he wanted to show how cruel and evil the Governor could be. I honestly hope they do not go to these
lengths in the TV show. On the plus
side, Michonne gets her revenge which was extremely satisfying (although she
doesn’t kill him).
Zombie Thunderdome: In an effort to entertain the
townspeople of Woodbury, the Governor creates a sort of Thunderdome where two
people fight each other with Zombies tied up around them in a circle. While I thought it was a pretty cool visual,
I am not sure why the seemingly normal townspeople didn’t find it a little odd.
Head's Up Tyreese: In an
attempt to get Rick to open the prison gates, he captures Tyreese and cuts off
his head in front of the prison survivors.
Hopefully this is not Daryl’s end since he has become the second in command it seems (much like Tyreese was in the comics).
A Penny For Your Thoughts:
In the comic, the Governor’s Niece Penny is a zombie. He ties her up in his apartment and feeds her
body parts from various people he captured or townspeople to keep her alive.
I love that the show, for the most part, is true to the comics. It also allows itself to create its own characters and stories. Both are fantastic and I look forward to
seeing how the show honors the comics while also creating its own characters
and stories.
Post episode thoughts:
I see both Penny and the Zombie Thunderdome was included (hell yeah!). As far as the phone call at the end of the episode...that was something that occurred in the comics a little later on post the Prison & Woodbury storyline. But if it holds true...Say hello to Lori...sort of!
Post episode thoughts:
I see both Penny and the Zombie Thunderdome was included (hell yeah!). As far as the phone call at the end of the episode...that was something that occurred in the comics a little later on post the Prison & Woodbury storyline. But if it holds true...Say hello to Lori...sort of!
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Advice To My Daughter
- There is nothing you can’t do
- Have confidence
- Dream big
- Never try to make someone like you. They will or they won’t
- Don’t hide your intelligence
- Respect yourself or no one else will
- Be nice
- Kiss a lot of toads to find your prince (only kiss!)
- Don’t second guess yourself
- You’re body, you’re decision
- Don't judge
- Re-define what it means to "throw like a girl"
- You never have to prove anything to anyone
- Like yourself
- Talk to me
- He is the lucky one
- Learn how to change a tire
- Just because I will never think anyone is good enough for you, doesn’t mean you should also think that
- Let him down easy
- Look out for your brothers
- Go easy on your mother
- Break stereotypes
- Be happy
- Be yourself
- Have no regrets
And remember, no matter what, you will always, ALWAYS, be
my little girl
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Advice To My Boys
- Give more than you take
- Kindness is not weakness
- Trust few, but trust completely
- The right thing and the easy thing are seldom the same thing
- Choose role models carefully
- Dance
- Don’t hold grudges
- Look people in the eyes
- Be nice, even if other’s are not
- Give credit, take accountability
- Don’t be afraid to make mistakes
- When all else fails, trust your gut
- Love your mother
- Protect your sister
- Be there for each other
- Question authority, just do it respectfully
- Extend olive branches
- Do what YOU want to do, not what others want you to do
- Don’t be a bully
- Stick up for yourself
- Try new things
- See other’s perspectives
- Don’t settle
- Call home
- Have faith
“I may not love you for the rest of your life, but I will
love you for the rest of mine.”
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
This One Time... How Movie's Have Impacted My Life
Thanks to movies…
1. Not
only can animals talk, but they are probably making fun of me right now. Yeah, screw you right back squirrel! (Dr. Doolittle / Zookeeper / Every Animated
Movie ever)
2. When
I drive through a tunnel and get to the center, I always look for doors and a
way to get higher than the water that will inevitably come gushing through when
the tunnel collapses (Daylight)
3. I
think that all prostitutes have a heart of gold (Pretty Woman / Milk Money)
4. I
am always on the lookout for wooded areas where I can take drive away as soon
as the Russians parachute in (we know they will). I also start inventorying the
things that I will need to “borrow” from the local gas station to get me
through the winter. (Red Dawn)
5. When
I see above ground electric poles on an open field, I stop and wait for the
monsters that will come and eat them away like a deranged Pac-man (Langoliers)
6. Every
time I hear the song…
a. Cruel Summer by Bananarama – I think of
Ralph Machio playing soccer (Karate Kid)
b. Poker Face by Lady Gaga – I think of a
dancing half goat half boy in a casino (Percy
Jackson)
c. I’m Alright by Kenny Loggins – I think
of a dancing gopher (Caddyshack)
7. If
I go 1 on 1 with someone in any contest, I use a fake Russian accent and say…. “I
must break you”. Of course, I guess that
is better than going to the hospital and looking in on people and saying “If he
dies…he dies” in the same accent. (Rocky
IV)
8. Any
pitch that is remotely out of the strike zone is met with a resounding “Just a
bit outside” in my best Bob Uecker imitation (Major League)
9. Whenever
I am on a boat, in any weather, I yell…”Iceberg…right ahead!” (Titanic)
10. I grew up thinking the fastest
way to a girls heart was to raise my boom box above my head and play “In your
eyes” (Say Anything)
11. Anytime I reference a large
amount of money, I automatically say 1 billion dollars and put my pinky in my
mouth. (Austin Powers)
12. I
tried to befriend my old eccentric neighbor thinking he may have a time machine
made out of a Delorean in his garage.
Nope, he was just weird. (Back to the Future)
13. I
wonder why the president just doesn’t come out and say that he knows about Area
51 and the upcoming alien invasion (or asteroid heading towards Earth) but that
it is OK because Will Smith (or Bruce Willis) is on the case (Independence Day / Armageddon)
14. I think every archeologist
carries a bullwhip (Raiders of the Lost
Arc)
15. Anytime I have a cold I just
assume it is some sort of Zombie Virus (Dawn
of the Dead / 28 Days Later)
16.Every time I hear “This one
time…” I follow up with…Yeah you know the rest
Labels:
American Pie,
Animals,
Austin Powers,
Raiders of the lost arc,
Rocky,
Say Anything,
Zombie
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Pop Culture's Impact on Our Kids: Past & Present
For some reason I was sitting here thinking, has pop
culture changed because kids and society have changed…or have kids and society
changed because pop culture has changed.
Let’s take a look at how certain aspects of pop culture are different now
as compared to when I grew up…and you can be the judge.
Teen dilemma in a
TV Show
·
Then: “Mom always said, don’t play ball in the
house” – Brady Bunch
·
Now: Freshman Amy, juggles being a young parent
while entering High School as a Freshman – The Secret
Life of The American Teenage
Message in Rap
Lyrics
·
Then: “Superman looked up at me and said I
rocked so naturally” – Newcleus
· Now: “@!#$ the FBI and @!#$ all the Army Troops..." - Soulja Boy
Video Game Villain
·
Then: Donkey Kong
·
Now: Nazis
Celebrity trying
to be a singer
·
Then: Eddie Murphy “Party All The Time”
·
Now: Paris Hilton or maybe Kim Kardashian – Oh
wait, I said celebrity
Risque’ Poster
·
Then: Farrah Faucet in full one piece bathing
suit sitting down
·
Now: Megan Fox dressed in, well nothing but her
Megan Foxiness
Time for the news
·
Then: 5 o'clock news stations reporting…well,
actual news
·
Now: 24/7 opinion stations that report, I am not
exactly sure – but they are loud when they do it
Reality Television
·
Then: The same 5 o’clock news channel
·
Now: “Who’s my Daddy?” A show where an adoptive
woman tries to guess who her daddy is as 20 men pretend to care about her and
convince her that they are her dad to win $100K
Movie Sequel
·
Then: The Empire Strikes Back
·
Now: That one with the sparkly vampire
Young girls “rebellious”
clothing
·
Then: The Jennifer Beals' Flash Dance off the
shoulder sweatshirt and leg warmers
·
Now: Short skirts with thongs (short skirts optional)
Four letter
greeting
·
Then: “Word”
·
Now: “YOLO”
College Coach’s
Bad Decision
·
Then: Indiana coach Bobby Knight throws a chair
on the basketball court
·
Now: Penn State coaches throw away their humanity
Labels:
brady bunch,
donkey kong,
eddie murphy,
jam on it,
newcleus,
pop culture,
rep music
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