“All the stuff I had
to go through to get to this point is worth it” What exactly did you go through Ben other
than 20 women who threw themselves at you?
Date with Nikki
- Does Ben go on a picnic everywhere? It’s like he (or the producers) run out of ideas so just like Wile E. Coyote always goes to the old Acme Exploding Carton trick, they go to the old picnic basket. By the way, the only way his dates would actually be interesting would be if that picnic basket exploded like Wile E’s Acme stuff.
- Ben, I don’t think it’s that cold where you need to wear that full snow suit. Seriously, you look like Ralphy's brother from a Christmas Story.
- Nikki and Ben are at the top of the mountain with a bunch of stacked rocks. I bet that was someone’s grave they just roasted marshmallows on.
- Nikki “I've thought about our future and our love a-lot”. A lot Nikki? You mean in the past 20 days that this TV show was shot? That a lot?
- Ben: “I hope she says yes to the overnight” – uh yeah Ben, she’s already said she loved you, my money is she stays the night.
- Why do they always act surprised when they get the fantasy suite card? And really, fantasy suite? We all know what that means. The card might as well just be a drawing of two stick figures going at it.
- Ben said he was happy that Nikki was putting herself out there. I think he just meant putting out.
Date with Lindzi
- Jumping out of a helicopter wasn’t enough to throw at the girl who is scared of heights? What is this fear factor? Why don’t you just dump a bucket of poisonous spiders on her while you’re at it?
- OK Ben, don’t over-react. My 4 year old kid rappelled down a bigger rock wall at the local my-gym
- “Normally I don’t spend the night with anyone…” what they edited out was the rest of the sentence…”but now that there are camera's around, I t makes me feel so Paris Hilton like”
Date with Courtney
- “I like how Courtney is extremely unique and a little bit Nerdy”. I think what you meant to say Ben is you like how Courtney gets naked and swims with me
- Ben: “Courtney, have you ever played “hey cow”. Courtney: “No Ben, I had a life”.
- Another picnic and this time right in the middle of cow manure. Awesome Ben…just awesome.
- I bet the producers are whispering in Ben’s ear – “keep the crazy one Ben”
- Really Ben, the fantasy suite shouldn’t be a big deal, you’ve already seen Courtney naked
Emily the new
Bachelorette
- Ali and Ashley are here to give Emily Advice. Yeah, Ali just broke up with Roberto and Ashley fell for Bentley.
- Emily says my life is finally back to normal with little Ricky. The kid’s dad dies, her mom goes away to be on Brad Womack’s version of the bachelor and now she is the bachelorette. Yeah this is exactly what that kid needs for normalcy.
- Ashley is talking about the movie Titanic and saying that Jack & Rose are the epitome of a perfect relationship. Spoiler alert Ashley, Jack dies.
Kacie B makes a
re-appearance.
- And with that, Kacie’s last shred of dignity goes poof.
Thumbs down to Ben! Don't worry Nikki, you are way better off not being with this guy!
So i'm a sucker for some of these girls, like ashely and ali, and I love Kacie B. and this year's Emily, not the mom chick that's the new bachelorette. I liked the rock date, I really don't even understand how that helicopter could have landed it looked to me if they stepped two feet to one said it seemed they would roll to their death. Kacie B was Ben's opposite so she went home, Nikki reminded him of his mom so she went home... Courtney stays because martian girls are easy.
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