- After watching the scenes for Part II, some girl better lose a limb…well except for the one arm girl, because that would be just cruel.
- Really Sean, yesterday’s Rose ceremony is the thing that makes you question if you can find your wife on this show?
1:1 Date with some
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- What is she wearing? She looks like a maid. Maybe that is the fairy tale part?
- An ice castle…with a fire. Um, does anyone else see the potential for a melt down here? Get it. Melt Down. See what I did there?
- Sean “What don’t I know about you?”. Really, how about everything?
- I may have been thinking this is my head instead but this is what I heard her say “I was a clone developed during the clone wars, became a bounty hunter and watched my clone dad get his head chopped off”…oh, no wait, that was Boba Fett. Instead let me tell you this story about camp…
- This show becomes a series of one-up-manship. Girl with one arm. Girl falls down the stairs. Girl given up for adoption. Girl has tree fall on fellow camper. Girl gets frozen in water. You know next week a girl will cut off her legs and arms, inject herself with the ebola virus and she will be this torso saying she has 6 months to live and her make – a – wish is to get a rose.
Group Date:
- Holy crazy person laugh. I expected Selma to be petting a bald cat while laughing like that.
- Sean, “It’s been an incredible day so far”…really, all you did is row a boat.
- Sean “you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to, but I hope you do if you really want a rose”. Sounds like the girls have a choice to me.
- Sean “you won’t die”. 5 minutes later “Uh, I don’t think she is breathing”
- It’s nice to see the fake concern of these girls over Tierra. “Oh yeah, I hope she is um, not dead”
- Let’s see girl that didn’t jump into a frozen lake. Sean can’t respect that you actually had an opinion and didn’t want to do something. I think that is a foreshadowing of your future relationship.
- Every time someone gets a rose on a group date all the other girls have looks on their face like “What the?”
- Holy crap, he sends home Sarah “the one armed girl”. Now I won’t know anyone’s name
- The one girl who was actually sweet and nice gets sent home. A lesson to the ladies I guess.
- Sarah comes out in the hallways crying. Sean looks at her and says “Are you ok?”. Just peachy Sean, just peachy.
- Sean “Anytime you get in a relationship it’s about taking a chance”. Yeah Sean, but it’s not about jumping off a literal mountain
- Des “Oh no I hope I don’t die”. Don’t worry Des, if you do, I got 10 other girls that will help me get over you.
- Sean “This was such a rewarding day for Des”. Me? Not so much
- So, now that you answered my pop quiz correctly, here’s a rose.
- Because of my culture I have not kissed him on national television. Wow, that is some very specific rules for that culture.
- If we cut of Ashlee’s arm, she may be my new favorite.
- How sad is it that I pay enough attention to say “Well, I know Tierra gets a rose because I saw a scene with her in a peach dress and she hasn’t worn one yet”
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